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go vote for the best oneliner here; [link] winner at the end of the week gets a free sub^^

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king dedede and escargoon; HAL labs/nintindo
dedicated to dani<3

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it's all in the hips~ :icontenchibaka:

baby i'm sorry but you block my mallet ~flamex1991:iconflamex1991:

Its all around the world just la la la la la
the boys are now screaming just la la la la ~ :iconugliehchibi:

The name's King DDD, but you can call me Big D~ ~ :iconmariklover666:

I'm between a rock and a hard place, a VERY hard place. ~:iconmoy-w:

Is that a mallet back there or are you just happy to see me? ~ :iconturtlepaw88:

Could you please move your mallet? It's digging into my back...Oh.~ :iconpixelchamp45:

Don't let the mallet hit you on the way in!~ :iconvivian-reed:

That's one long and hard mallet you got there.~ :icontobirankai:

that out fit is very becoming on you but then agian if i were on you id be coming to ~ :iconflamestheshapeshifte:
"thats quite a big mallet ya got there. compensating for somthing?" :iconwassupkiba:

"They say a man with a big mallet is endowed like a stallion. . " :iconfallingthroughglass:

Wow thats a big one...no wonder he's faithful :iconamarachan:

Is that how you plan to knock me up? :iconsofyuchiha9:

If you think the mallet's big, just wait til you see the stake. :icondarkshadows013:

Your mallet make me feel alittle antiquate... :icontuskasasgirl4ever:

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I met an integer at the hospital this morning...Poor thing was septic.

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Howbout this one -

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Hmm, do a guy in a pink dress or face a mallet. I'm between a rock and a hard place, a VERY hard place.

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XD Oh geez.. Lemme see... Hmm...

"Takes a pounding from a huge meat mallet."

Or maybe "The name's King DDD, but you can call me Big D~ :eyes: "

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:iconugliehchibi:
Its all around the world just la la la la la
the boys are now screaming just la la la la

hows that for a quote?

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(ook this has taken me some time just to thinkof somthing.... its not good might i add)

"baby i'm sorry but you block my mallet"

(EPIC FAIL! XD)

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it's not a problem(at least this one was relevant)

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:icontenchibaka:
close enough^^

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um... that's not quite right either....ah, let me go try to clarify the rules ok? this seems to be a recurring issue

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